Grand: The Autobiography of Gromit
as told to Nick Park Yes. Iām a dog. And youāre reading a book written by a dog.
Which of us is the odder? I guess weāll just have to get used to it.
Now, this is supposed to be Wallaceās story. And maybe, at some point, heāll finish building the machine he was going to write this book with. Currently heās stood on top of the dining table and wondering why he fitted a typewriter with wheels and a flame-thrower (we made an agreement for new inventions ā thereās even a list on the fridge, and 'No Flame-Throwers' is at Number 3).
Until then, this is my story. The tale of what goes on behind my eyes. And I really do know where all the bones are buried. So. I guess itās time I spoke.
as told to Nick Park Yes. Iām a dog. And youāre reading a book written by a dog.
Which of us is the odder? I guess weāll just have to get used to it.
Now, this is supposed to be Wallaceās story. And maybe, at some point, heāll finish building the machine he was going to write this book with. Currently heās stood on top of the dining table and wondering why he fitted a typewriter with wheels and a flame-thrower (we made an agreement for new inventions ā thereās even a list on the fridge, and 'No Flame-Throwers' is at Number 3).
Until then, this is my story. The tale of what goes on behind my eyes. And I really do know where all the bones are buried. So. I guess itās time I spoke.
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as told to Nick Park Yes. Iām a dog. And youāre reading a book written by a dog.
Which of us is the odder? I guess weāll just have to get used to it.
Now, this is supposed to be Wallaceās story. And maybe, at some point, heāll finish building the machine he was going to write this book with. Currently heās stood on top of the dining table and wondering why he fitted a typewriter with wheels and a flame-thrower (we made an agreement for new inventions ā thereās even a list on the fridge, and 'No Flame-Throwers' is at Number 3).
Until then, this is my story. The tale of what goes on behind my eyes. And I really do know where all the bones are buried. So. I guess itās time I spoke.
