Need a little bird-fueled rage to get you through the day? The Effin' Birds 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar has you covered. This furious flock of foul-mouthed fowls simply does not give a cluck, and their rage is infectious.

Need a little bird-fueled rage to get you through the day? The Effin’ Birds 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar has you covered. This furious flock of foul-mouthed fowls simply does not give a cluck, and their rage is infectious. Each weekday page features full-color vintage bird artwork, paired with sweary sayings that are both funny and painfully relatable. Combined weekend pages provide space for you to create expletive-laden captions of your own, ad-lib style. Whether you’re laughing out loud or just nodding in salty agreement, these birds are here to make sure your year is full of sweary hilarity!

Features include:

• No single-use plastic
• Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
• Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
• Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
• Full-color tear-off pages
• Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
• Back of weekend pages contain fill-in-the-blank Create Your Own Effin’ Birds
• Day/Date reference on each page
• Combined weekend pages
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings